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hunk drunk

A feeling of wooziness that results from seeing a handsome man or group of handsome men.
After leaving an event that was attended by an unusually high number of handsome men, you turn to your friend and say "Whoa. I'm feeling a little hunk drunk!"
by TheUrbanMennonite January 9, 2014
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Airport drunk

When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020
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Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.
Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!
by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010
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money drunk

A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020
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Homo Drunk

Normally a straight guy who gets drunk and then gets touchy feely with other guys, and says homosexual comments to them. A straight guy hitting on another guy, only when he gets drunk.
Mike was all over Todd lastnight after he drank a bottle of wine. He kept grabbing his ass and telling him he loved him! Another Homo Drunk night for Mike!
by Seamus1 September 12, 2011
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drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.
by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009
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wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.
by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010
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