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Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020
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Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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Driedkittypoop is such a fucking top shagger, built like a unit.
Bro driedkittypoop is such a top shagger, fucking unit.
by Dried.69 May 22, 2021
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Drier

A drier is where ur step sis gets stuck so u have to go help her and put ur eggplant in her a-hole so you can get her out
YOOO a I’ll be back my step sis got stuck in the drier
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driedplaydough

Basically the best tiktoker ever, also the best mutual
"Hey isnt that the tiktoker driedplaydough??"
"Yeah, his followers have been waiting forever
For him to do the mutual awards video"
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dried play dough is a great mutual, rlly funny, and very gay 😊😊
are you mutuals with driedplaydough?
yeah he’s kinda gay tbh..
by ihatelightyagami69 May 15, 2022
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driedplaydough

word to describe one of your mutuals who you think is very cool and awesome
Bob: who's your driedplaydough?
Me: has to be @driedplaydough
by Van Goga May 17, 2022
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