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Lloyd Doyley

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.
John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!
by Estuary Hornet August 11, 2011
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Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.
I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.
by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008
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Daylene

Noun/Mythological creature . A petite, caring, lovable pixie woman. A giver of hugs and sincere smiles! Insane intuitive powers. A FLY CATCHING GYPSY. Can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. Collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. Brave momma she-wolf butterfly being. Shepherd of wounded souls. Brilliant artist. Wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.
"Some guy just asked me if we sell potatoes. I don't know how to tell him this is an art store."
"Go find Daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place."
by Meiningitis January 10, 2014
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Doklee

An individual who removes his shoes in public with a complete disregard for the ensuing smell.
Justin: What the hell is that smell?

Chris: It's that doklee over there with the purple socks! He's got his shoes off again!
by J$83 May 4, 2008
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dole loafers

Fila trainers that chavs wear when picking up their unemployment benefit.
Mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers!
by Yahoo Serious August 10, 2004
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Holy Dooley

Holy Dooley is an Australian term for an exclamation of surprise - similar to "Good Heavens", "My goodness" and other such remarks.
by pearlygirl319 December 2, 2011
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Dole Guardian

A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.
Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
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