Doof

When a person farts around fecal matter that is on the verge of exiting the sphincter.

I just doofed, and it smells very bad.

by Demigamer May 4, 2022

doof

doof means food

ayy bro can l have some of your doof

by urmumsfavourite1 May 10, 2022

doof

an idiot loser dumb idiot nerd cheug kid

“omg putin is such a doof”

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Doof

The opposite of food

Get that doof out of your diet, it will make you sick.

by APK- February 13, 2022

Doof

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.

Dude! This is important, don't doof it up!

by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021