doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 19, 2020

Doink

a sillier way of calling someone a dumbass, basically.

Person 1: i'm such a doink

Person 2: nah, we all make mistakes

by kaiju mf May 19, 2022

Doink

A little ‘boy’ who is very naught and misbehaved but can also be nice

“Oi doink, you little rascle

by Buttersboialfie December 1, 2020

Fa-doink

Another name for a gay person generally used by italians

Hey I never that you were a Fa-doink I should introduce you to my brother he's one too.

by kyle saint August 10, 2021

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023