Dave

An underdog who people may or may not root for, but who still beats the odds anyway.

Once upon a time, Dave kicked Goliath's ass. Now he crunches numbers at Goldman and Sachs.

by Olive989 January 14, 2021

dave chappelle

To keep it simple... The Shit

He just fuckin is alright.

by Logan24 August 3, 2005

Dave K

An immensely handsome young male that has the ability to generate a climax in a woman with a wave of his wand. Known to also be an avid football follower.

That Dave K just made me sick in my knickers!

by Swivelonit September 29, 2009

National Dave Day

National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.

Happy National Dave Day to one and all!

Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.

I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.

by 100%QualityAssurance December 8, 2018

davee

Davee is a weird, funny, smart and athletic person! He's a keeper if you date him.

I hate Davee

by Yevkhg February 12, 2018

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011