Ding-Dong-Ditch

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!

Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!

by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016

Fur Ditch

another name for a women's vagina

I'd like to dig in her fur ditch

by metallicballz February 15, 2010

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2011

cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

Fuck and ditch

When you fuck a guy/girl and ghost them and go fuck someone else

Person 1: Omg did u hear what Sophia did?
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: I heard she did a fuck and ditch

by Wolfgurl110 January 27, 2020

ditch pig

A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.

Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?

by bobsyeruncle January 28, 2008

dine n ditch

Slang term for eating at a sit-down restaurant and leaving without paying; "dining" then "ditching" the check!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003