Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Dick Cheese

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.

Bro, check out my dick string cheese collection.

by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025

dick cheese

This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.

Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?

by O X Y March 5, 2021

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022