Derp

(Origin: This word was first used to my knowledge seven years ago when a friend of mine renamed an enemy in a video game from Dorp to Derp because it sounded funny.)

Noun
1: A stupid or incompetent person who believes that they are intelligent.
(I.E. President Bush)
2: A pathetic or unworthy adversary or opponent.

Verb
1: An intentionally stupid joke or action used to create a self-parody.
2: An easily aviodable mistake or flaw that is not addressed until it is too late to alter or fix.
Noun:
<i>1: Man, our President is such a derp.
2: Those derps never stood a chance against me.</i>

Verb:
<i>1: That joke was such a derp.
2: I really did not see the derp in my plan until it was too late.</i>
by Cheesus Crust January 16, 2004
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derp da derp

guy whose that

other guy just a derp da derp
by bladeariet August 22, 2010
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Derp

Someone acting retarded or slow; The act of doing something stupid.
"Wow Alex your such a derp."
*Drops phone in the road* "God stop derping with your phone"
by anmarie November 27, 2010
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Derp

noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.
"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"
by DerpyCoal March 05, 2015
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Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.
"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD
by First Will Rice Lady May 28, 2015
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Derp

Anal sex with a horse.
"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."
by Macie Land September 22, 2011
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Derp

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.
verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"
by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011
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