Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

defrag

to clean up a hard drive like a messy room.

My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.

by m January 16, 2005

decraniate

To remove one's head from one's body.

I would love to get a bunch of child molesters, line them up, load up my Mosin-Nagant 7.62x54r, and decraniate all of them. Oh, the sweet pleasure!

by Greyborzoi May 5, 2009

Defrancoism

The school of thought that allows you to think on both sides of an argument while still being able to form your own opinion using facts and logic.

A degree ain't worth shit unless it's in Defrancoism.

by 2StixNix January 8, 2017

deborah smith

A fresh produce picker in the fall.

She's a Deborah smith, she's always picking apples in late October.

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 8, 2017

decorah

Decorah, is the best person in the world that you could ever see and meet she is nice, sweet , kind, caring, loving , smart but most of all she is the most delicious like to look at when she comes in the room she melts every body face off. she is so THHICCCC the thiccest of all all time. she will be the person who will be there and for you and never leave you. she will do her best to make you happy and will make you laugh so hard that you will eat peas and pee them out. Also she has the thiccest hair is the world witch will make you start crying of jealousy.

john - dang decorah's thiccc
jeff- yeah she's more like thicccer than your mom.

john - no your wrong shes the thiccest in the world

jeff - okay your right she's definitely thiccer

by bobbybobko June 19, 2019