During a multiple partner sexual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated cum dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.
Yeah man, in that three-some last night I was tagging Ashley almost the whole time but she wasn't on the pill, but Tina was the designated cum dumpster . I had to drop my load in her. Dear God, I hope she doesn't miss a dose. That'd be one ugly fucking baby.
by righteousavenger March 5, 2011
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Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.
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