Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).
Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.
Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
David: Come to my bedroom.
Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
by David Dobrik's assistant January 14, 2021
a david is an amazing dude who has a beautiful heavenly voice has a ton of friends and has the perfect body and will do anything when it comes to love and really opens up when around trusty friends and is perfect when it comes to kissing
"Oh man that David is hot he kissed me perfectly howdoes he do it. I wish every other man was like David"
by The Dicipated ChildTtttttttttt May 14, 2018
by dora lopez March 18, 2010
A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.
blonde, and tall.
by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 17, 2011
A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.
by FirearmsPimp November 11, 2008
a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
by alphateam123 February 08, 2019
David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.
by Sgt. James June 28, 2019