Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore

Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.

by Mr. December January 29, 2008

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020