cristal

Ever since Champagne Louis Roederer was founded in 1776, the house has been synonymous with the world's great Champagnes. Roederer's philosophy of unyielding quality is based on two factors: 1) Vineyard ownership: 75% of Roederer's grape needs are supplied by it's own estate vineyards, highly unusual in the Champagne region. 2) Extensive reserve cellars, which ensure consistency and full, complex flavors year after year.

Cristal, the champagne created by special request of Tsar Alexander II, is one of the world's most famous and highly respected wines. Brut Premier, the company's flagship multi-vintage Champagne, is a distinctive, elegant wine that epitomizes the House style of complexity, depth of flavor and long finish. Roederer is also esteemed for its Brut Vintage, Blanc de Blancs, and Brut Rosé Champagnes.

Distinctive for its ginger and nut elements, this rosé offers complex citrus and biscuit tones on a solid yet very accessible structure. Vinous in character, it has a lovely, lingering finish.

Rupert: Reginald, Would you be so kind as to pass the 96' vintage Cristal?

Reginald: Heck no you stupid bugger, this shit cost me 700 pounds.

Rupert: Your paying 700 pounds for a bottle of cris!?!. God save the queen.

by Ron Cassinger October 21, 2005

Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

crystalline

/ˈkrɪst(ə)lʌɪn/

adjective

1.Of, like, or clear as crystal.
2.{Chemistry & Mineral} Having the structure and form of a crystal. (crystallinity)

Definition 1."He writes a crystalline prose." or "The glass is very crystalline."

Definition 2."A crystalline rock."

by S@ddy January 12, 2018

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

Cristal

Is a very Beautiful human being inside and out that genuinely does not give a flying fuck about the meaning of anyone's name. She skips through every IG story that is posting this shit.

Leave Cristal the fuck alone 😌

by What the actual fucking fuckk November 22, 2021

crystal meth

A type of methanphetamine that usually comes in small plastic bags with decorations on them called 'papers'. It looks like tiny crystals and can be snorted or eaten, but is usually smoked out of a glass pipe called a rose pipe (sold at some convinient stores and comes with a rose in them) or a lightbulb with the black part where you screw the bulb in removed, and a straw in it to catch the smoke, or sometimes smoked off of tin foil with a straw to catch the smoke and a lighter underneath. Usually doesn't effect the user the first time they use, but makes them feel very happy and speeds up their thoughts, but usually not their bodies as does crank.

"Is there any more crystal in the rose?"
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."

by Cali February 12, 2004

healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021