Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

crusadism

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.

John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.

by kyonkochan December 15, 2020

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022

Crusader wifu

A person, commonly a woman described as being very religious and Christian yet watching anime.

"Imagine being a crusader wifu, a very bad combination "

by NotCrusader January 13, 2021

Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.

Holy Shit we just crusaded Shen Yun!

by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019

A Crusade

A group of 3 or more Paladins/Anti-paladins

There's A Crusade in town.
Damn, how many paladins are there?
At least 3.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024