Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

cheeky crumpet

Tight pussy. Nice vagina

I'd love to eat that cheeky crumpet

by Zillion May 14, 2016

gourmet crumpet

A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.

.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.

by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018

slut crumpet

A british whore

Guy 1: My mom's in the hospital because of the sex.
Guy 2: She's such a slut crumpet.

by Jhintop April 24, 2019

Gravy Crumpet

A sexual act - rimming someone with explosive diarrhoea.

Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.

by Legandor January 8, 2022

Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

Crumpets

A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

by cheesygrins February 16, 2010