tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III

Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet

by tha truth teller October 4, 2006

Tom Cruising

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.

by wooism August 22, 2009

Booze Cruise

A cruise (usually a short one lasting 3 days) in which the point of the vacation is to go on a drinking binge at sea and the ports that accompany it.

Person A: So how was your cruise?
Person B: Hahah I don't remember much of it, total booze cruise.

by Wenhen December 31, 2009

snooze cruise

when one is tired and wants to drift away into sleep during the day.

Guy 1:Hey bro i'm so tired cuz i was up all night with them ladies.

Guy 2: Dude just take a nice long snooze cruise!

by Ryan Go money August 30, 2006

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Tom Cruise

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana

"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"

by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007