You Croak

A slut, whore, horny milf, pawg, or just a hoe in general.
A guy or girl who loves sucking dick, and dates simps

Do you Croak for a living or something?
That nigga Croakin.

by BlackShakespeare March 10, 2020

coogan

1. A type of measurment or container.
2. An animal from the medieval ages, such as a knyvan.

1. I went to the store and bought a coogn of milk.
2. I was afraid when I saw the ferocious coogan.

by D-vizzle January 20, 2009

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Corgan

{Billy Corgan, 1967 - )The leader of the band, Smashing Pumpkins (1989-2001). Adored by fans for being a fantastic musician and amazing lyricist, hated by non-fans for a whiny voice and annoying attitude.

"Corgan is fucking GOD, man." or, conversely, "Billy Corgan? I hate that fucking prick and his whiny voice."

by Ava December 12, 2004

Croatian Poetry Night

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.

"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."

by crowgod December 29, 2007

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

Croatia

A country that is fairly good now, but used to be filled with tremendous sadistic asshats and corrupt shitheads. Still has some, but a lot of people had changed and are much better. A lot of them are egotistical, however, or just plain too patriotic. It litteraly makes me uneasy to watch their TV because every other word has something to do with Croatia. It's like they have to remid everyone where they are every six seconds in case they forget. Although, they are a proud owner of extremely good ice cream and hot, yet loose women.

Croatia looks like a pterodactyl on the map.

by punchline February 28, 2005