Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
by Bloop bleep go to sleep April 23, 2016
Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 October 29, 2008
Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
by TGOD123 April 21, 2011
Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 18, 2021
by FireTruckMC February 14, 2022
When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 31, 2021
The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.
Did you hear Finn received croc dome?
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
by 200 fly March 29, 2022