It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

Crocodile Sex

A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.

"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.

by Dutch McAvoy December 13, 2018

Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025

crocodile

im actually surprised nobody wrote the actual definition

Any of various large aquatic reptiles of the family Crocodylidae that are native to tropical and subtropical regions and have thick, armorlike skin and long tapering jaws.
A crocodilian reptile, such as an alligator, caiman, or gharial.

crocodile dundee

by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 18, 2025

crocodile

when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)

yo my wife made me a breakfast burrito and that ish was CROCODILE!

by boxerstang March 27, 2024