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moon cricket

Those damn moon crickets play they're music all through the night!
by John Spurlock May 13, 2005
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mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.
by crazycalwil September 14, 2019
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cricket nuffie

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.
The scorer at that match was a real cricket nuffie, it's all he talked about the whole day.
by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013
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Minge Crickets

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011
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Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
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Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
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Lot Cricket

A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.
As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!
by walkerskyranch November 29, 2012
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