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Cricket Week

A five day test where the boyfriend/husband bowls from the pavillion end with great care while the wife is padded up.
"Henry had to take great care with Wendy as it was cricket week and he didn't want to upset her any more than he already had done" extract from Millns & Boon latest novel, From Behind
by Brian Barrass September 1, 2006
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cricketicide

Killing the spirit of the game of cricket by sledging, false accusations and false appeals.
The Australian team along with umpires Mark Benson and Steve Bucknor committed cricketicide on the test match between India and Australia on the Sydney cricket ground between 2nd and 6th January, 2008.
by Apurv January 9, 2009
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couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.
HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!
by Doormansd September 16, 2013
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pantie cricket

You remeber that girl from the party yo she had pantie crickets. If this is you plz shave immediately!!!!!
by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006
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chickaterian

a person that is on a girl diet. They may have a different girl every day
guy 1: Dude you had at least 5 girls this week, your such a chickaterian
by Don-Pietro April 25, 2011
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Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Playing Cricket

A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.
"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"

"No, what a douche, though..."
by Chag1501.97 July 19, 2012
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