by John Spurlock May 13, 2005
Get the moon cricketmug. Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
by crazycalwil September 14, 2019
Get the mud cricketmug. A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.
by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013
Get the cricket nuffiemug. A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
Get the Spitting Cricketmug. Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.
Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*
Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020
Get the Village Cricketmug. by -burntromances May 1, 2022
Get the Cricket Crewmug. "When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011
Get the So Cricketmug.