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moon cricket

Those damn moon crickets play they're music all through the night!
by John Spurlock May 13, 2005
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mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.
by crazycalwil September 14, 2019
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cricket nuffie

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.
The scorer at that match was a real cricket nuffie, it's all he talked about the whole day.
by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013
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Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
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Village Cricket

Cricket that is for ametures that don’t know much about cricket. Can be forced to play it by parents that think they are doing nothing all day. Usually a bit of banter is used. Common banter include “More dots than a Dalmatian boys!”, “Big swing no ding lads!”, “He’s just like a doughnut! All edge and no middle!”, “He’s swinging more than a dunny door on curry night boys!”, and a typical Aussie one, “Send the bails to New South Wales!”.
Village Cricket bowler bowls a crap ball:

Batsman: *swings at ball wide outside off stump*

Usually keeper: “HE’S SWINGING MORE THAN A DUNNY DOOR ON CURRY NIGHT BOYS!”
by Edaboy14 November 12, 2020
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Cricket Crew

Possibly the best group of friends on the planet.
Did you watch the cricket crew stream today? They are so wholesome!
by -burntromances May 1, 2022
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So Cricket

Used to describe something or a situation as "so ghetto," especially from an economical standpoint.
"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"

example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"

example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011
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