A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
by s13_coupekilla September 27, 2010
by ImSoHoRnYsExPlZ August 24, 2008
by Cappy1 June 11, 2004
by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 10, 2018
by gogyscum May 19, 2021
A slang term for male ejaculate (i.e. semen). This term is a reference to the fact that this special cream is best utilized by applying it to the inside of your lover's throat, generally as the culmination of a deepthroat blowjob (either fellatio or irrumatio). Throat cream is seen as a nice gift to give your partner as a reward after you throat fuck them, especially if they gag a lot. Note that the throat cream need not necessarily be applied directly to the throat - though that is a excellent option- but can also be applied to tongue, so as to enhance the recipient's appreciation of its taste.
Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.
Alternative terms include: throat yogurt, nut butter, jizz, jizzum, spunk, cum, semen, load, wad, etc.
After roughly throat-fucking his sweet little girlfriend, Alex gave her a nice load of his thick and tasty throat cream.
by Fellatio Connoisseur July 29, 2017
Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.
That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.
by Zeeg989 September 27, 2022