crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 06, 2005

crap tra

Scrap Trap

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap tra is burning!!!

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 15, 2021

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 08, 2010

Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

by Zaneman May 27, 2013

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 16, 2009

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding August 01, 2008