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Crane

That shit look like the battle pass 🚼
How was that CRANE built
by Lolkiddo March 4, 2021
mugGet the Cranemug.

Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023
mugGet the Crane Juicemug.

The Charleston Crane

It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.
I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.
by Low Standards May 9, 2010
mugGet the The Charleston Cranemug.

John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
mugGet the John cranemug.

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."
by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017
mugGet the pond cranemug.

Crane Operator

The process of a man wearing a strap on and having intercourse with another person. Meanwhile the person strokes the strap on male's penis. When the male is about to cum, the person will the proceed to grab the strap on male's testicles to release the crane and deliver your prize.
Lets pretend were at the arcade tonight. We can play crane operator and see if you can win any prizes.
by CodeNameGoldMember September 30, 2021
mugGet the Crane Operatormug.

craned a bitch

When one becomes a decepticon in a semester during college and fornicates with a crane or other robots. It is a common phase for most IT students to go through.
You should have seen that robot ass. I craned a bitch!
by Xanr5150 January 2, 2014
mugGet the craned a bitchmug.

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