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Crackers

1. An acceptable or parent-friendly substitute for an expletive. 2. White people as a whole.
"Damn them crackers are funny looking. " or "Awww crackers!!!"
by LedSleddIV January 10, 2003
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crackeritist

An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.
The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.

White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”

Friend: “why?”

White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”

Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”
by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019
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cheese n crackers

a food u eat
by talis May 16, 2004
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Anal bum crackers

when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.
by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005
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fire crackers

Giving the boot to groupie personas who missed using unlawful computer skills to gain access to their doctor's frills, leaving a trail of bills behind.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008
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crackermuffin

a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee
godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee
by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008
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Crackers and Cheese

Slang for a white and asian couple.
Look Crackers and Cheese. Oh nevermind thats just Steve and Gloria.
by crx75 January 7, 2011
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