crappola

A whole load of crap. Not to be confused with shitload.

What's all this crappola?

by Shithead April 7, 2003

crappenfest

Suburban ritual of collecting treasures from 'hard rubbish' piles left out the frount of houses for council collection

Dust down the trailer, Its time we got a new sofa, its crappenfest time !

by Nick05 January 6, 2005

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

by Ug Lee July 30, 2008

crapplication

Software applications that are poorly architected, designed, implemented and supported but immensely popular with end users due to vertical functionality that is perceived to be unavailable elsewhere. Crapplications are the bane of an IT professional's life.

The business has chosen yet another crapplication to foist upon our defenceless infrastructure

by SufferingIT November 16, 2009

cappin ass nigga

a person who lies all the time about the littlest thing.

as an example beau:

me : hey.. you still bringing the bread next door?

beau: yea walking out my door now !

(20 minutes later)

me: hey where you at?

beau: ohh my bad i forgot why i walked out the door and went back inside.

PRIME example of a “cappin ass nigga” !!!

by Emma 😋 October 21, 2019

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017