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courtesy crop

v. when a friend, etc... uses a photo editing program to remove your image from a picture taken as to avoid you being shown in a less than favorable light.
In a sentence: "I'm so glad that my friend Michael courtesy cropped me out of that picture he took of all of us last week. If he would have posted the original to his Facebook, I would have been so embarrased by my facial expression!"
by TucsonMichael December 17, 2008
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Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
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courtesy dick

When there are ample boobs in a TV show or movie so the writers throw the female viewers a bone by showing a dick from time to time.
Guy: This movie is awesome. So many titties!
Girl: So many titties is right. How about some courtesy dick for the ladies?!
by snail_trail April 18, 2018
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Courtesy Mute

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.
I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.
by hamlettypes February 23, 2021
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mad courtesy

a way of thanking someone for something chill they did for you.
or
saying something is chill
-i hooked you up with some herb
-thats mad courtesy yo
by boo boo kitty fuck September 15, 2008
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Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers
I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat
by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017
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Courtesy Fluff

Concealing fur surrounding the perimeter of the anus of an animal.
I can't see that long-haired cat's anus at all, it has abundant butt hole courtesy fluff.
by Cunch Master August 22, 2016
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