courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.

I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.

by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016

Courtesy Fluff

Concealing fur surrounding the perimeter of the anus of an animal.

I can't see that long-haired cat's anus at all, it has abundant butt hole courtesy fluff.

by Cunch Master August 22, 2016

courtesy dick

When there are ample boobs in a TV show or movie so the writers throw the female viewers a bone by showing a dick from time to time.

Guy: This movie is awesome. So many titties!
Girl: So many titties is right. How about some courtesy dick for the ladies?!

by snail_trail April 18, 2018

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.

I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.

by Darky711 August 10, 2016

Courtesy Mute

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.

I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.

by hamlettypes February 23, 2021