Donut Cop

A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.

I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.

by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

Internet Cop

Someone who exposes internet abusers, virus developers, hackers and posers. Has a wide variety of tricks at their disposal. Often internet cops are ex-hackers trying to go legit by exposing other hackers, etc.

I have to have three layers of hardware encrypted firewall between my LAN and WAN because of all my technically savy enemies. You see, I used to be internet cop.

by Alfie The Horndog September 4, 2005

Cop a Chimmy

When someone grabs your dick.

Jenny tried to cop a chimmy. Mark was disgusted.

by WillyMammoth November 10, 2016

Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.

Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019

cop cleaner

A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.

"Dude, I picked up a cop cleaner on my way over and got here fast!"

by robzilla September 12, 2005

Cop a tude

To get an attitude. to get angry and confrontational. To get sassy.

Yesterday i copped a tude with my gym teacher and i got a referral.

by Woosley March 6, 2005