cooter jab

a game in which a girl may jab another in the cooter. The rules are: 1.Blocking is allowed 2.No jabbing from behind 3.Only I can make more rules

That was one nice cooter jab!

by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

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cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

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cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

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A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009

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Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010

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