Colangelo

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16

"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"

by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016

Chola Chaser

A male or female who actively engages in pursuing females of the "chola" breed for mating and/or dating. A chola can be noticed by their thin, unnatural sharpie-drawn eyebrows that arch like antennas, long black hair that has been curled beyond recognition, muffin tops that make even the people of Wal-Mart want to hurl, long fake fingernails (usually with glued-on designs), and deep red lipstick that looks pink when it's lip-lined by the deepest shade of brown-red you have ever seen. Most cholas also can be spotted with ungodly layers of makeup, usually around the eye area.

Chola chasers can be spotted by their dirty appearance and odd demeanor. Most chola chasers are cholas or cholos themselves. But the remainder of them usually bear the same characteristics described in a chola.

"That guy is such a chola chaser! I mean, look at the way he watches that girl's muffin top bounce while he licks his lips!"

by moorejw February 27, 2011

coca cola blak

A variation of your beverage Coca Cola.
Contains extra caffeine, so much that it actually smells like coffee, it tastes so strong it really does wake you up.
So far i've only seen it available Europe (not the UK though.)

I need to wake up, get me a can of Coca Cola Blak will ya?

by Fleeble July 15, 2007

Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.

Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

coelacanth

One sick ass ancient fish who's lived for thousands of years off of thailand.

That coelacanth freaked the shit out of me.

by Jewfro May 27, 2003

liter a cola

a mix up of the size of pop and brand on one of the funniest movies ever... super troopers

French for gimme some cola before i break both fucking lips

gimme a liter a cola
a what
a liter a cole
do we carry leederacola
just order a large farva
i don't want a large farva i want a goddamn liter a cola
i don't know what that is
liter is french for gimme some goddamn cola before i break both fucking lips

by fdcgvghubjn August 8, 2007

Ebola Cola

Ebola Cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink. The secret laboratory formula inside Ebola Cola is what makes it Killer Cola.

"Drink Ebola Cola. Ebola Cola is killer cola. It's the last cola you will ever drink!"

by Dagrolord October 10, 2014