A strange 17 year old, ailling from New Jersey. He plays the trombone and the tuba. He dances very well and is in the marching band. He loves monkeys, board games and fuzzy blankets.
He is gifted in math but doesn't do words.
He is also a safari master and the current dancing queen.
He is also known as cocoapuff, kiki, puddles, Nick, cheezi, safari master, tree hugger, and many other unrelated nicknames.
He is gifted in math but doesn't do words.
He is also a safari master and the current dancing queen.
He is also known as cocoapuff, kiki, puddles, Nick, cheezi, safari master, tree hugger, and many other unrelated nicknames.
by Stinktoe January 2, 2008
Cookies are cool points( as used in North Carolina), props that u lose when u get embarressed, no one i know calls any drugs cookies.
by supaSTAR252 December 21, 2005
by Cookie Eater January 3, 2007
Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.
Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie
Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine
Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*
Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie
Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine
Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*
Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
by RG916 June 15, 2009
The females vaginal system depending on race. Ex. Fortune cookie-spanish, asian, etc. Chocolate cookie-black or indian with a good suntan. Macadamia- White
by Kristen Nikole May 24, 2005
by Xing Shuay June 7, 2009