barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

landlord's contract

A written contract that is supposed to make a transaction look above board and official, and to suggest that the buyer has a degree of comeback, but which the party offering the document can ignore at will. As they say, it's not worth the paper it's printed on.

Dickie O'Kelly presented his tenants with the landlord's contract in connection with the quality of their accommodation, and then disappeared to South Africa with their money.

by Fearman August 10, 2007

Contra commute

to drive or travel from home to work, against the main flow of traffic during peak peak periods

I live in Central London and work in the suburbs, so luckily I contra commute

by wordpurrfect March 11, 2011

Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.

-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!

by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

Contract Adminstrator

A dedicated immoral unethical slime ball committed to fleecing the CONTRACTOR from fair and equaitable compensation. This creep is why lawyers have so much work.

Man! That Contract Adminstrator might very well be the devil!!

by Contracting God December 15, 2012

contralingus

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."

"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013