constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.

The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.

by darcwizrd September 10, 2013

Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.

He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.

by Saikonaut December 28, 2023

Info Constipation

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.

"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"

by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024

news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022