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Ocular Constipation

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.
by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025
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Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.
Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016
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constipation

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by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
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Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
by irfanmeric March 30, 2022
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constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.
your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.
by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021
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Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.
He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.
by Saikonaut December 28, 2023
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