Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.

He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.

by Lexxster August 1, 2022

constipated baby

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023

Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022

opinionatedly constipated

A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.

Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.

by HastaCare September 23, 2016