Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 4, 2013

fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.

Computer science raped my GPA

by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003

computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.

the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004

Computer Sexy

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.

Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.

by J Unity October 2, 2008

Computer Stupidities

The best website for computer jokes and stuff.

Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.

by Midna! July 20, 2009

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003