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Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable
This sofa is so comfterble
by awmm October 1, 2016
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Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.
Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.
by user26 January 13, 2011
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Computer Illiterate

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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?
by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005
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my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.
by the only smart person December 20, 2017
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Cum-copter

projected load of jit that exits the penis with such force as to cause a spinning motion somewhat similar to that of a helicopter roter in motion.
Her forehead makes a great landing pad for a cum-copter.
by C. Hinchey June 2, 2008
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Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010
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