commitment disorder

A regular guy thing to have, being afraid of commitment.

Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."

by tony_tiger February 24, 2008

Youtube Comments

Those things under the video that are usually rasist, sexist, or they use words like gay fag or slut. but sometimes you can find that one diamond in the rough, the gem comment which is written by a person who knows what they are taking about and doesnt make rude comments or stupid assumptions.

Not a good Youtube comments: WOW!!!! what a fag ur so stupid stoop makeing vids u whore

get a life!

come to my channel i am supr funny!

by thatshortkid November 3, 2010

youtube comments

A internet clone of north korea and justin bieber's house. Inherits bieber's stupity and North korean wars to create a whole new type of war that is far more destructive then nuclear war, the flame war

Youtube comments = your freindly place to find flamewars

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

by halbritma December 14, 2010

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

fully committed to evil

one who is sure to perpetrate evil acts on everyone in the vicinity

my boss is fully committed to evil

by big g June 4, 2004