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Closet Commie

Closet Commie is another euphemism for Leftist, also known as Moderate, Progressive, or Liberal. Sometimes call themselves "New Lefties", but routinely disavow the hard-core Bolsheviks, who were well known for the infamous "Red Terror", consisting of violently attacking religious or patriotic figures, often killing same, destroying property property and causing serious, gratuitous injury, even to innocent bystanders and passersby. Such generally have had positive media coverage and even police and prosecutorial support, though they often attack such authorities violently.
The CNN anchorman was a closet commie; he wouldn't label ANTIFA as terrorists or Leftists themselves.
by BobbyBoyNYC October 27, 2020
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.
Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.
by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009
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committed

willing to sacrifice things for the sake of something else.
by committedperson September 19, 2011
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Commie-ware

Slang word used to describe open source or free web and graphics software. Developed by the people for the people.
Let's download some commie-ware for our new business and not pay Microsoft or Adobe for having too many shareholders.
by Tim Sharville March 14, 2008
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commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016
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Commiyaboo

Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle
This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass
by DasWonton September 13, 2018
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