Commando

When a guy is not wearing any underwear. This is done by Marines or Soldiers during forced marches or "humps" to cut down on shaffing. Must be done in conjunction with a liberal amount of Gold Bond or baby powder.

My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I go commando. She doesn't know that I do it because I am to lazy to do laundry.

by BooyahUSMC June 2, 2006

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Command-K that shit

Phil would always hook a brother up with his work in Drafting and Design.
Command-K allows you to send files to other students on Apple computers.

Bitch Ass: Phil, you finish designing that gear yet?
Phil: Yea, don't you know who I am? I'm the CAD Machine, bitch!
Bitch Ass: Command-K that shit!

by SPlDERMAN August 19, 2006

Command & Conquer

Command & Conquer(sometimes written "Command and Conquer") is a large series of games created by the now-defunct Westwood Studios. Command & Conquer is one of the most critically acclaimed real-time strategy games, spawning several a few sequels, prequels, a handful of add-on packs, and various ports to 32-bit and 64-bit video game consoles. You play the part of either the Global Defense Inititive(GDI) or the Brotherhood of Nod(Nod) in your mission of taking control of the world through force. You build your bases and rally your forces, then promptly obliterate the opposing side as brutally as you can, leaving no survivors. It's basically a futuristic war game, in the most rudimentary definition. The most recent game(listed below) truly pales in comparison to the earlier titles due to the fact that EA Games habitually puts quantity over quality.

Abbreviations: CnC, C&C

Game Hierarchy:
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn, the Covert Operations, and Sole Survivor
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun and Firestorm
Command & Conquer: Renegade

"Prequels":
Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Counterstrike, and the Aftermath
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge

Other:
Command & Conquer: Generals and Zero Hour

Command & Conquer is the best series of real-time strategy games ever!

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

Commando Faggot

That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.

HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.

by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010

Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006