pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation

In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

by nicmeister February 4, 2009

unsure-cognition

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.

After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition

by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

Cognicide

The killing of an thought or idea by either proving that there is no possibility of it being true, making people lose belief in the idea or by making the idea fade into obscurity never to be thought of again.

The enlightenment caused the cognicide of god.

by TiredFeather September 2, 2021

Immaculate Cognition

Immaculate Cognition -- the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information.

Immaculate Cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than Immaculate Conception.

by ZenWarrior July 1, 2011

cognetive

Groupe of highly knowlegables.

Sex-Fu, The Cognetive Elite.

by Jeremy Tremblay May 13, 2005

cognicide

thinking about something to death.

having an idea or thought that you can't get out of your head. you keep thinking about it until it ultimately kills you. this is cognicide.

by cullingsong November 16, 2010