Clemsoning

In college football, beating two top-ten ranked SEC teams in a row or beating multiple ranked SEC teams in a season.

I can't believe how the ACC is Clemsoning the SEC this year.

by JessePalmerDoucheBag September 20, 2013

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Clemson

Form of STD generally in the shape of a "paw" found in the genitals by most Tiger fans.

I heard he has the Clemson", " I can't believe he gave me the Clemson!" "I thought it was herpes, turns out its the Clemson!!

by Cockthis October 22, 2010

Clems

Geordie slang

Generic adjective used to denote male or female sexual body parts, usually the testicles.

Bugger me, it's hot enough in here to boil yer clems!

Stop whining or I'll kick you in the clems.

by Crimson Queen August 14, 2008

Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.

Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !

by Adam Malone January 30, 2005

Comsewogue

a school filled with 80% trump-obsessed racist weirdos who have never even left Long Island except when they go to New York city once a year even tho they live an hour away. majority of people go to SUFFOLK or drop out.... many peak in HS. the "popular girls" are the ones with literally no future, and the kids they bully end up being rich and pretty at the reunion. its just fact.... Also, even post-high school you'll probably see the same girls come back to the student section for every game bc they have no life and didnt actually go to college.

Comsewogue? Oh the school who wears literal Native American headgear cuz theyre ignorant asf. Yeah, the usually lose every single football game.

by samanthaaasilverrrr April 9, 2020

comshipper

Basically a proshipper but they wanna be called by a different name to avoid stigma

P 1:Hey I’m a comshipper

P 2: ew

by SpaghettiWater November 24, 2021