conosaure

a fucking gigantual human. ballin since forever and can always get him self out of sticky situation.

mate im a fucking conosaure out in this jungle

by nigga with white attitude February 16, 2014

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

coosash

Abbreviation for "cool session". When you and your homies had a blast together und you want to say you liked it.

Coosash, Guys. I’m gonna leave now.

by Fampusdrinkn May 4, 2016

Cocosockgod

To make the “God”
Grab a sock from the nearby dump.
Buy some cocoa from Tesco and shove it down the sock and then suck your brothers penis

I’m going to create a Cocosockgod and make it be my slave

by SamdaBoi May 4, 2018

Colostophobia

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.

After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.

by JMM2W February 13, 2018

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

Coosa Queen

Alabama Slang: A boat that people like to party on; derived from the Coosa Queen event rental boat on Logan Martin Lake.

Y'all's kids turned the pontoon into a Coosa Queen when y'all were in Biloxi.

by xowe March 31, 2019