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choonked

Essex slang for "cant be bothered", means the person is really lazy in other words
guy 1: you wanna come to central london today?

guy 2: nah cant be choonked with that can i?
by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007
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Choonks

The name one gives to the person whom they are in love with.
"Rise and shine sweetie choonks"

Her choonks told me that he is in love with the girl of his dreams

Synonyms:
sweetie pie
my love
by Deep Water October 25, 2011
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Navy Clone

A person that wears the blue US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes (Such as New Balance or Nike brand). They are commonly seen in Horton Plaza in Downtown San Diego, California.
...Any given weekend at Horton Plaza, Downtown San Diego....
Marine#1 "There are a hell of a lot of Navy folks out today"
Marine#2 "How can you tell?"
Marine#1 "They are ALL dressed alike, all wearing US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes."
Old Guy named Hugh "They are all clones, Navy Clones"
by Anon-in-il-again March 10, 2008
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cloner

Discovered by Dr. Steve Forrest in 2011 while observing a film on human sexual intercourse. A cloner occurs during arousal, when the clitoris of a woman fills with blood causing it to become erect and protrude outward from the vagina.

This often resembles the male "boner" which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the penis causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
A "cloner" gets its name from combining "clit" which is short for "clitoris"(the piece of skin in a female vagina that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and "boner" referring to an erect male penis.

A "cloner" will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from vaginal fluid released during sexual arousal.
Some females have very large "cloners" while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. Sizes range from under an inch to 3" or more.
"I was about to hookup with this girl last night, but right as I was about to go down on her, right where her clit was there was a little nub sticking up!?"
"Dude, your girl has a cloner! Its when her clit gets all hard like a dick! Good thing you didn't eat her out!"
"Yea...about that..."
by boredkid420 October 7, 2011
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clonazapem

Drug name usually known as either K-pins or Klonopin.
The doctor told me to take one clonazapem a day for my seizures.
by Koz152 April 14, 2007
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choon

Song, tune; originally from reggae/dancehall culture, it has also been adopted by the drum & bass scene (which has been heavily influenced by Jamaican music).
'Tis a right wicked choon dat de selecta be playin'.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
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george clooney

The worst Batman in history,only selected for the role because his huge chin fits the suit.
Man : batman and robin sucks!.
Friend : thats because they took george clooney for the role.
by eldarman January 7, 2005
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