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Mexican Chud Twister

the act of putting ur chud in a blender and adding come shit in the mix to freshen the smell, you shall dress up as santy and feed it to infants on christmas eve to boost up your communitry service hours
Girl: I hope Santa comes daddy!

Dad: Sure, maybe you'll get that Mexican Chud Twister you've been asking for.
by BananaMushFan27 June 3, 2010
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Chud (C. H. U. D.)

Originally from the old 1984 awesome horror flick and is the acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

This term is regarded as the WORST possible insult you can dish out on the social media circles today. When you call someone a CHUD you're basically calling them a flurry of cocktail of foul names. Synonyms would be foul, lethargic, morally bankrupt, severe physical unattractiveness, mindnumbingly stupid, brainwashed, probably has terrible hygiene, unable to comprehend sufficiently, or probably an unread zombie.

The best typical person on the internet you'd find that can be considered a Chud is trumpet troll.
Wow I just had the most worthless conversation with a cave troll Chud (C. H. U. D.) in the online group chat today! Trumpet Troll Ignorant Foul Mortifying Stupid
by Nasty Woman April 22, 2017
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Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.
Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."
by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009
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Chud

A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.

Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.
"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"

"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend
by Bersient June 4, 2020
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lei kava chud

a dude who comes to lei kava bar and does chuddy shit like talk about his ex-girlfriend all day (or exclusively talking about their ex-girlfriend)
bro, theres some dude outside of lei kava who keeps yapping about his ex girlfriend

is it the lei kava chud?

yes bro this is literally the tenth time today this dude is talking about his ex-girlfriend today... bro needs to get on hinge or something
by onsumrealness November 5, 2025
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Chud

When you make a bet with someone but is too much of a fucking degenerate to pay up.
"I bet you $20 Team 1 wins"
"Alright deal, but if Team 2 wins you owe me $20"
*Team 1 wins*
"Fuck you I'm not paying you"
"Bro quit being a Chud"
by graphh January 20, 2020
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Chud

Used to stereotype people with radical political views. Chuds are often nazi and far right.
Chud: The west has fallen. Billions must die. Save evropa
David: wtf are you on about
by kerbolisat September 23, 2023
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