When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
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Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?
by weezarc May 13, 2010
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A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
by MJ January 1, 2005
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Rick: Yesterday, my wife left at around 3:00 to go to a chocolate party, which she said she enjoyed very much!
Jacob: Uhh, you know what that is right?
Jacob: Uhh, you know what that is right?
by lax'n_all_day May 15, 2011
Get the Chocolate Party mug.The act of defecating on a young female’s upper torso in a spiral manner and then proceeding to ejaculate upon, or Glaze, the roll-like mass of feces
CAUTION:
This maneuver requires a great deal of skill as the performer must be able to masturbate and defecate in a spiral pattern concurrently
CAUTION:
This maneuver requires a great deal of skill as the performer must be able to masturbate and defecate in a spiral pattern concurrently
My girl is into the Cleavland Steamer... But I decided to kick it up a knotch and go far the Chocolate Cinnabon
by Rudabagle7 November 11, 2006
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Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
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