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chocolate cheesecake 

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
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fuck the cheesecake 

To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.
"Fuck you, fuck this shit, fuck the cheesecake!"

fried cheesecake 

Strawberry Cheesecake 

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
Strawberry Cheesecake by Phish September 1, 2003

Bloody Cheesecake 

The act of ejaculating on the face of the individual you are having sex with, then proceding to punch them in the face, giving them a bloody nose.
I gave that chick a bloody cheese cake last night, she didn't stick around long after that.
Bloody Cheesecake by huzzah October 27, 2004

Hairy cheesecake 

A hairy post-sex vagina filled to the brim with semen.
Damn girl you got a hairy cheesecake now!
Hairy cheesecake by skudoo April 13, 2010

German Cheesecake 

The sexual act of eating out a girl after going ass to pussy.

*The faint traces of fecal matter and precum mixed with the vaginal fluids are what produce its signature taste
"Ay man, me and Alyssa were feeling kinky last night and I gave her a German Cheesecake."

"Every time Tyrell gives a girl a German Cheesecake, he always feels the need to fuckin tell everyone about it"
German Cheesecake by BigZmv November 14, 2016