calmate

Calmate!

Sometimes followed by Yo!
Calmate Yo!

Calm the Fuck out dude !.,

Particularly useful after you
had been away from the computer
for a few days and some Chongo
send you several emails expecting you to check your email. Get a life man!

Its the border hommie way of sain

!Chill the fuck out dude! Also used
in urban settings by white urban socialist
cooperative institution collectivist types.

Yea you know they type...not that there's anyhing wrong with that...

by ch0ng0 June 2, 2005

Calmar

A boring ass alcoholic hillbilly ghost town south of Edmonton Alberta. It is the most boring place on earth. There is absolutely nothing to do except get drunk, stoned, or leave town. Never come here. (Unless you have something entertaining to offer)

Calmar, Alberta, Canada; Thorsby, Ab, Can; Warburg, Ab Can; etc

by p0ptart01 April 8, 2009

nerve calmer

getting stoned

Its the nerve calmer motherfucker.

by aaron mayhall April 6, 2004

lucid calm

Only the coolest band out there. One day they'll be famous
...one day
o. i'm not they're stalker, me???? NOOOOO. I'm a cousin, of a friend of theirs, incase you wanted to know.
*runs away*
www.lucidcalm.com (new, site, under construction)
www.tripod.com/e_choes (old site)
...

some girl: like OMG...it's that hott guy from that band that i've never listened to!!!
some other girl: which one, they're all hott?
...
some guy: you girls are losers

ANARCHY!!!!(<that has nothing to do with anything)

by HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAstalkerfreakHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA February 5, 2005

Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008