ma celina

A crazy girl that always comes to your house asking for sugar and asks for shit like that. She probably has a fetish for old shoes as she secretly smells other people's feet. Most likely will give you chlamydia

Guy 1 "I think I got an std"

Guy 2 "you probably got it from that Ma Celina girl"

by Monopolyman5 January 23, 2019

vow of celibacy

A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.

Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".

by QuacksO July 3, 2019

ellen celima

ellen celimas are one of the (greatest) (girls) in the (world). they are there for you when u need them and hav so much energy. they are (pretty) as and will never let you down. they are great (best) friends and have great boobs.

oh my god. that chick is just like ellen celima.

by taddlesss December 30, 2009

Celina

Celina is usually an irish female. Commonly found in teeny bopper niteclubs while over the age of 25. frequently uses random 1 liners at inappropriate times, eg. 'o my god he was like 13'

Tom: did ya see that 1 in the niteclub last nite
Bob: Yea, she was such a celina

by taloola May 9, 2008

Celina

Worlds biggest thot. Stupid and doesnt even know how to drop it low.

Wow that celina is the worst

by Djdjdnsh May 25, 2018

Celina Texas

A lit school where it is pretty chill and everyone just chills, ok at football and everything else but just chill better than Frisco,Prosper,Gunter and all of them people are a little cocky about football

The cat walked with Celina Texas

by JUSTGOTSNIP3D ;) u know who May 29, 2019

Celina

Typically a short or medium sized person that blames everything on everybody else usually petty and whines and complains about everything

Look at that girl over there her name celina and she whines and complains about everything

by K2b3r April 22, 2018