by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
Get the carpet munchermug. describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
by intrigued1 March 11, 2010
Get the carpet headmug. by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004
Get the carpet bombingmug. Rickyism for "flying colors"
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
Get the flying carpetsmug. (V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
AND
to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
AND
to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009
Get the carpet-punchingmug. A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.
by Refreshments and Narcotics July 6, 2022
Get the Carpet nursemug. A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
by Life_indk June 16, 2021
Get the Carpet Walkermug.