carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

carpet head

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit

Don't be such a carpet head!

by intrigued1 March 11, 2010

carpet bombing

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.

My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.

by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004

carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

flying carpets

Rickyism for "flying colors"

"He passed with flying carpets."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Carpet kush

weed that has been dropped on the floor of a car, and is then smoked at another time

pot head 1: Dude, i wanna get high but i dont have any money

pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke

by budboy420 May 10, 2011

Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016